On the Opinion Page: April 5, 2008
In which The Gay Recluse scores selected opinion pieces in The Times.
Gail Collins/White Guys Are Back
The Short Version: Barack and Hillary are chasing after the undecided demographic.
In her words: “The candidates have already resigned themselves to wooing people with political attention deficit disorder.”
Score: B- (Blah)
Some days we love Collins’ brand of easy-going and somewhat detached humor; other days — in this is one of them — she kind of gets on our nerves. Maybe it’s that her discussion of race treads dangerously close to stereotypes, which makes her jokes feel a little off the mark.
Timothy Egan/Big Sky Slugfest
The Short Version: People are excited about the Democratic primary in Montana, which will be the last one held.
In his words: “The conventional thinking was: the Democrats would tear each other apart while Senator John McCain built up his personal equity. But it’s not going according to script.”
The Score: D- (Dull)
With Bob Herbert suspiciously “off today” — we have a feeling he’s finally getting kicked out the door — we wonder why The Times felt compelled to give the column to yet another middle-of-the-road white suburban Dad. Though we didn’t disagree with anything Egan says in this column, we found ourselves continually mulling over a startling question: could Egan be the most boring writer ever except for Roger Cohen?
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Tags: Democratic Primaries, Gail Collins, Montana, The New York Times, Timothy Egan, White Guys