Posts Tagged ‘Democratic Primaries’

On the Opinion Page: April 5, 2008

05Apr08

In which The Gay Recluse scores selected opinion pieces in The Times. Gail Collins/White Guys Are Back The Short Version: Barack and Hillary are chasing after the undecided demographic. In her words: “The candidates have already resigned themselves to wooing people with political attention deficit disorder.” Score: B- (Blah) Some days we love Collins’ brand […]


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On California Sweetie Clementines: Too Juicy for Work?

02Feb08

In which The Gay Recluse writes about the Democratic primaries in highly attenuated metaphors. Regular readers of The Gay Recluse know that we have reported on the fierce and unsettled debate over which Clementine — the Sweetie® from Mulholland Citrus or Cuties® from Sun Pacific — provides the most delightful and refreshing citrus “experience.” Initially […]


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On Bruised and Misshapen Clementines

15Jan08

In which The Gay Recluse writes in highly attenuated metaphors about the Democratic primaries in Michigan. Regular readers of The Gay Recluse may remember when — a long time ago, perhaps even as many as ten days — we wrote about our preference for Sweetie® Clementines from Mulholland Citrus after a high-stakes “taste-off” with Cuties® […]


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