On Hot Gay Statues: Washington, D.C. Makes an Opening Bid

04Mar08

In which The Gay Recluse runs a contest. Sort of.

We are extremely pleased to announce that we’ve already received our first hot-gay-statue submission, from Andrew of 801a.info, who tells us: “This is in Washington D.C., directly across from the White House. The pictures could be taken to look more salacious, I guarantee.”

Really? We’re not so sure! Given the setting, we think these pix are very salacious, indeed. It’s not hard to imagine presidents and senior-level staffers hungrily peering (with binoculars, behind curtains) at the statuary in question, just before planning their next attack against the gays. But let’s not digress, here are the pix:

There’s definitely instruction happening here: we’re just not so sure it’s “military.”

Let’s make it official: These gay statues are hot. DC is now in the running.

Thanks for kicking things off on a perfect note, Andrew. We look forward to posting more submissions throughout the election season. Clearly there are gay statues out there, but the question remains: which city has the hottest ones?

For rules and guidelines on The Hot Gay Statue Contest, click here.

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Tags: 801a, Contests, D.C., Gay Statues, Military Instruction, Washington, White House

5 Responses to “On Hot Gay Statues: Washington, D.C. Makes an Opening Bid”

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1 bcgreg on March 6, 2008 said:

Not sure which city has the hottest but I think we offer some really hot ones at http://www.NudeArtSculptures.com

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2 Torrey Grobes on March 7, 2008 said:

Look it. I will now be on the look out for Gay statues :)

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3 The Gay Recluse on March 7, 2008 said:

Thanks for the comments Torrey and BCGREG. Just remember, we’re looking for statues in PUBLIC SPACES, not private collections (at least in terms of the competition; we encourage anyone to send us whatever you want). Thanx.

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4 Hephaestion on April 18, 2008 said:

Here are some links to more homoerotic sculptures in Washington DC:

http://ganttblog.typepad.com/photos/washington_dc/hunkstatue.html

And if you go to the Supreme Court, the paintings right above the Supreme Court justices are the most homoerotic thing you will ever see.

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5 Lloyd L. Thoms Jr. on November 28, 2008 said:

How about all those male statues around the second level of the entry lobby at the Union Station? Is it true that originally the shields did not protect them?

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