Posts Tagged ‘Mulholland Citrus’
In which The Gay Recluse writes about the Democratic primaries in highly attenuated metaphors. Regular readers of The Gay Recluse know that we have reported on the fierce and unsettled debate over which Clementine — the Sweetie® from Mulholland Citrus or Cuties® from Sun Pacific — provides the most delightful and refreshing citrus “experience.” Initially […]
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Tags: Barack Obama, Clementines, Cuties, Democratic Primaries, Fresh Direct, Hillary Clinton, Juicy, Mulholland Citrus, Sun Pacific, Sweetie Clementines, Work
In which The Gay Recluse writes in highly attenuated metaphors about the Democratic primaries in Michigan. Regular readers of The Gay Recluse may remember when — a long time ago, perhaps even as many as ten days — we wrote about our preference for Sweetie® Clementines from Mulholland Citrus after a high-stakes “taste-off” with Cuties® […]
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Tags: Barack Obama, Clementines, Cuties, Democratic Primaries, Hillary Clinton, Michigan, Mulholland Citrus, Sun Pacific, Sweetie Clementines
In which The Gay Recluse writes in highly attenuated metaphors (but with uncharacteristic optimism) about the Democratic election results in Iowa. In the past month, we were given the opportunity to engage in a high-stakes “taste-off” between upstart Sweetie® Clementines from Mulholland Citrus and longstanding front-runner Cuties® California Clementines from Sun Pacific. As we all […]
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Tags: Barack Obama, Cuties, Hillary Clinton, Mulholland Citrus, Sun Pacific, Sweetie Clementines, Zipper Skin
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