On Sunsets: Five Imaginary Quotes by Andy Warhol
In which The Gay Recluse decorates the office.
Today in my office I hung up a color print I recently made to test out a new printer we recently bought after the old one died. The photograph was taken a long time ago, if you measure time in hours.
It was Friday afternoon and difficult to concentrate on “real work.” Instead of launching into a new project, I decided to spend a few minutes making up imaginary quotes by Andy Warhol. Still considering the photograph, I decided to focus on sunset quotes.*
*I won’t pretend they’re very good! This is more a game “for fun” than “results.”
“I love to watch the sunset, but only on television.”
“I’m always relieved after the sun sets because I can finally go out without anyone noticing my bad skin.”
“Each day when the sun sets I call my banker to make sure I still have enough money left to go out that night. If I can’t get hold of him, my friends always end up paying for me!”
“I never paint sunsets, because the ones I buy at the flea market are so much better than anything I could ever do.”
“Candy Darling always said she hated sunsets, which is how I knew she was going to die very young.”
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