In which Dante and Zephyr take over The Gay Recluse.

Friends! The government may be embroiled in scandal, and the legislation you seek may be decades away from the governor’s desk! Obviously these are not good economic times, unless you’re a professional athlete or a high-powered financial executive or really pretty much anything not related to old media and real estate and the auto industry. Whatever! Through good times and bad, we must always remain cognisant of one essential truth!

Yes, friends, not every cat is a lolcat.