In which Zephyr takes over The Gay Recluse.

Friends! What if the polls are wrong? What if the conspiracy theories are true?

What are these strange places called Ohio, Pennsylvania, Nevada, Colorado and Virginia? And why does our fate rest in their hands?

What happens on Wednesday morning if Barack Obama loses?

Will we be thrown into the streets or lose our homes? Will we lose our job as technical assistant?

Why is life always so uncertain? Even when you’re only two years old and have spent your entire life in one place?

Oh well, there’s some good teevee on tonight and we don’t want to miss out.