In which Dante and Zephyr take control of The Gay Recluse.

Friends! To those who have doubted, rest assured: the movement grows! True, many of us are funny — some are even hilarious — but we must always me mindful of the overriding truth: not every cat is a lolcat!

Friends! Behold the Tsarina! (Photograph by cbny). It should be obvious, but in case you’ve forgotten: not every cat is a lolcat!

According to cbny, who was kind enough to write on the Tsarina’s behalf:

After she fled the revolution with nothing but her fur (and a small stash of lesser Faberge Eggs), the Tsarina had a brief career in Hollywood, where greats like Hurrell were inspired by her classic bone structure.

Friends! Behold the timeless movies stars and feel the essence of truth: not every cat is a lolcat! (Collage by cbny.)