In which The Gay Recluse ponders the transformation of the monumental into the mundane (and vice versa).

Date of Incident: January 26, 2008

Time: 4:38 pm.

Causes of Disaster: Failure to follow implemented routines; boredom, malaise.

Remarks: Clean-up of the disaster area had already begun when workers were attacked by a savage, rampaging beast. There were no survivors. One blurry photograph of the scene was recovered. It is expected that further development of the territory in question will exacerbate conditions; precautions should be taken, but some casualties are inevitable.

Dear readers, we invite you to submit your own disaster footage along with any relevant information (background conditions, attribution, etc.) to thegayrecluse@gmail.com.