In which The Gay Recluse wears his landlord hat.

Hey! Dreaming of renting a room in Washington Heights?

Brownstone life? Expansive closets? Acres of sparse, wooden floors?

Views of the George Washington Birch Project?

Then get in touch! (Unless you have huge fish tanks or big blue couches from the 1980s.)

(Edit: if the above CL link doesn’t work, please just write us for details at thegayrecluse [at] gmail.com.)