We encourage you to read Andrew Sullivan’s comments on the subject here. We would also like to report that Rudy, whom we interviewed a few weeks ago, has also been endorsed by David Duke, Anita Bryant, Benito Mussolini, Ann Coulter and Sarah Silverman. Early polls are showing that this has shored up Rudy’s support among the unthinking hordes, which is to say everyone who voted for George W. Bush in the previous two elections, George Bush three elections before that, Ronald Reagan during his reign of terror, and most of all Richard Nixon, whose legacy, as the timeless Meat Puppets told us in 1983, we are still enduring today.

“Lost on the freeway again
Lookin’ for means to an end
Nobody knows which way it’s gonna bend
Lost on the freeway again

Walkin’ the breezeways again
Lookin’ for something my friend
I’ve grown tired of living Nixon’s mess
Walkin’ the breezeways again”